Aw, man. I know I wasn't this stupid in high school. Students are upset because the food in the vending machines at school are being replaced with something a bit better for them than doritos and coke.

Among the choice quotes:
''I guess I won't be eating lunch, then,"
''Nobody eats bananas or apples for lunch -- nobody," said Stokes, folding her hands across her chest.
''Who's going to walk around school eating an apple?" scoffed Brown

It's about high time schools started teaching basic nutrition classes.

Now, back to my trail mix.